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kye-koala:

tentacrab:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

               

Stupid parents.

Reasons why I hate Tumblr. No one truly knows all of the details of the situation and proceeds to judge the fuck out of everyone and everything.

Blaming the cat people: It’s a fucking cat. It was defending itself. Animal instinct.

Blaming the kid people: How do we know the cat didn’t already scratch the kid, and that the whole reason why the kid is upset and wants to smack the cat? Also, it’s a fucking toddler, they’re not exactly known for their intelligence and well-rounded behaviour.

Blaming the parents people: How do we know this is even a parent filming it and not a sibling or babysitter? Not only that, but are you the parent of a toddler? ‘cause you’d understand why the parents aren’t to blame for an upset toddler smacking a cat. It’s a fucking toddler. See above.

(Source: i-was-born-a-unicorn)

Am I the only one in the [fandom] who has not climbed aboard a ship?

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

abgron:

dear every guy in my class at college

IT’S JUST THAT SIMPLE <3

While I am Bi, not Lesbian. This is very important. *^_^*

I especially liked the bit pointing out how ridiculous questions like ‘How does lesbian sex work?’ are

Because seriously

It’s two girls fucking

It’s not some impossibly complicated puzzle to figure out

Lesbian sex isn’t a rubiks cube

(Source: maejes0s)

versesofcurses:

xjeremyjohnsonx:

damseling:

TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE

The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve Rape is Dean Saxton, he attends the University of Arizona and goes by the name of “Brother Dean Samuel”  That’s also him with the racist ass “Ghettopoly”

Per the comment on Buzzfeed

“I can’t wait till he graduates college and a future employer finds all this crap. No one’s going to want to take on this sexual harassment/racist liability. I say we KEEP publishing this stuff, KEEP his name out there, and ensure he dies in a gutter with only his disgusting sign to keep him warm.”

What better place to put it than tumblr?

Please reblog

Maybe we can make this the new “Mitt Romney sucks pass it on”

Why yes. Yes we can OP. 

curse.

him.

(Source: basedmhysa)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

I read all of these in the voice of Rowan Atkinson.

ladies of…The Good Wife: Diane Lockhart

I want you to think of me as a mentor, Alicia. It’s the closest thing we have to an old boys’ network in this town. Women helping women, okay?

Oh my God, she looks like Amy from Amy’s Baking Company.

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

  1. Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
  2. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
  3. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
  4. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

HARRY POTTER FANDOM PEOPLE ANSWER ME THIS…

Okay, so I only recently started reading the Harry Potter books and I’ve been watching each movie only after I’ve finished the corresponding book.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

I’m about 100 pages from the end of The Order of the Phoenix and I have gotten just past the part where Harry has seen Snape’s memories of that day where he clashes with James. He does so in the same manner (I think?) as he did with Dumbledore’s memory in the previous book - The whole pensieve bowl thing. Anyway.. Harry is understandably horrified that his Dad is a bit of a dick and immediately tries to talk to Sirius about it.

But here’s my question… Are the memories viewed/recalled accurate? I mean, think about our own memories for a second, try and recall a random day someone picked on you in high school. All of the details are probably pretty hard to remember, you’ll own really be able to recall the horrible event[s] that occurred. So, is this memory malarky in the Harry Potter world an imperfect recall of events that we all do, or is it more The Final Cut-esque where there is a literal recording of your whole life within your brain that you are able to separate and recall?

nyliramrae:

youarelookingatthis:

some members of fandoms are exactly like this…

Brilliant commercial.

(Source: padalekki)

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

ravensrath666:

Just a friendly reminder how tall some if these actors are

By the way, I’m 5’7”

can Jenna and Jared meet please

Fuck that, I want to see Crowley and Iron Man stare each other down.